Duane, you have this cool website, but you haven’t updated it since November!
– Debbie Dunham
Modesto, CA
DW: I’ve updated it billions of times. Perhaps it was some of the best writing ever written by a human and posted on a WordPress platform. We may never know if DuaneWrites is the pinnacle of human creativity because of the CrowdStrike Meltdown.
You’re going to blame CrowdStrike for your lack of content?
– Laurie Henderson
Modesto, CA
DW: CrowdStrike messed up travel, public services, and Arby’s. It’s reasonable to blame CrowdStrike for missing content.
What do you know about CrowdStrike?
– Carol Morrison
Modesto, CA
DW: I thought CrowdStrike was a group of hackers from the movie HACKERS.
You could update your website instead of creating a conspiracy.
– Herby and the Heartbeats
Modesto, CA
DW: A high-level conspiracy to silence me is more interesting than telling you I didn’t want to update the website. However, I will update DuaneWrites more often. Probably.
I bet you haven’t updated DuaneWrites because you lack website focus.
– Terry “Toad” Fields
Modesto, CA
DW: It’s not just website focus I lack.
You’re not a fan of the Disney Entertainment Complex?
– Bob Falafa
Modesto, CA
DW: Disney entertainment is the best, and I’m just saying that because I want them to hire me.
Don’t you think it’s strange that all the “readers” are from Modesto?
-Steve Bolander
Modesto, CA
DW: Yes. Yes, I do.
